Feeling squeezed by government taxes and restrictions on your freedoms? [Scene from a Three Stooges feature: Curly is yelling, with his head in a vise, while Moe tightens it]

Does the thought of big government make you feel like this? [Footage of Curly running for his life from gangsters]

Then vote Libertarian, and enjoy more freedom. You'll love it. [Footage of Curly, smiling while being kissed on the cheek by a cute blonde]